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Now, I'm talking to Sianna and I'm
falling asleep, fading into unconsciousness on the phone and we finally
part. I'm half awake at this point when she tells me:goodnight Darth FaderOh geez, tanks, girl.
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One ring to be inflated by all,
One ring to support them,
One ring to be signed by all
And for their surguries comfort them.
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Let's just say if I were
going to be filming a movie I would entitle it
Porcelain Chariots of Fire
. Ow?
I think all the red pepper must have congealed together into like
a singularity because it was quite an impressive experience.
But like fashion, sometimes you have to endure uncomfortable pain
to get any sort of real flavor out of it.
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I saw on a book list
that both of Dan Brown's Robert Langdon novels are in the top 10 books. I
guess people are getting word that Angels & Demons is also a good one.
After speaking with a friend he said if you like these books that you should
read Born in Blood: The Lost Secrets of Freemasonry. So, that's now
on my list.
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But now I have 9 new vibrant
photos on glossy paper to hang in my cube. I'm going to try to find a
few good frames for home and print up a whole bunch more...
One of our colleagues is a new
Mary Kay rep and so she wanted to do some demos today on us. There
were a small group who just went because, well, it was free. Our
colleague had out some hand exfoliation kit stuff, moisturizers, and
sample makeup kits. It was actually really interesting that I seemed
to know more about makeup application than the other women did. Then
again, these women are engineers too.Hahahha, Little Pe-nis U HaveThis just made me laugh. I know we all have received the spam that tells about making it longer, larger, thicker, etc., but I can't remember one that actually tries to demoralize the recipient. And of course, in the body of the message it tries to "help" the user by:
Booost ur confidennce level & selff-esteemOh gee, thanks.
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Yesterday is a wrinkle on your foreheadIn other news I almost lost this site. I think should be called Amber The Computer Killer. All of the IBM laptops I've had in the past 3 years have sufferred horribly under my command. The latest disaster killed a few critical system files which apparently can only be repaired by a system reimage. Since the most current version of this site lives on my laptop and it isn't backed up regularly I almost lost 3 weeks of edits. But, we got a way to access my old HDD and I'm pulling all the old files off. Of course that means I have to reinstall almost everything. Grr...
Yesterday is a promise that you've broken
Don't close your eyes, don't close your eyes
This is your life and today is all you've got now
Yeah, and today is all you'll ever have
Don't close your eyes
Don't close your eyes
This is your life, are you who you want to be
This is your life, are you who you want to be
This is your life, is it everything you dreamed that it would be
When the world was younger and you had everything to lose
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I rarely buy things without at least some prior research, so the ever-abundant "impulse cash-flush" doesn’t overtake me very often. Upon seeing The Zombie Survival Guide come up out of nowhere, however, my defenses lowered. "Zombies," I think, "I love zombies. They kick ass." As a result, I cradled the book lovingly and sampled some of the text. My girlfriend glanced at me not unlike the glance she would give a homeless man fishing around in his underwear. Since her eyes did all of the speaking, I replied to them with a "shut up, bitch," and slid the book under my arm to claim it.Too funny.
Me: they shrunk that much?I'm so screwed. And I don't mean that in the good way either.
Me: w-w-what were they before you went off hrt?
Friend: AA/A
Friend: No micro AA
Friend: Or it feels like that.
Me: geez.
Me: that does not bode well
Me: i'm like AA.
Me: lol.
Me: "And now we join Amber as she ceases HRT."
Me: "The crowd is silent...off comes the patch."
Me: "Wait..."
Me: "...is that a hissing noise?"
Friend: lol
Friend: aweww
Me: "OH MY GOSH! HER AA TEACUPS ARE LOSING MASS!"
Me: "NO! THEY'RE LIKE PANCAKES NOW!"
Me: "This is too much! The horror! The humanity!"
Friend: awwww
Me: *sniff*
Me: ... my pancakes ...
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Her: so whats is your running schedule?...
Her: I hope you are giving yourself time to work up to this long distance stuff
Me: of course. i'm a seasoned runner. i'm just un-seasoned right now.
Me: i plan to use a bit of garlic, rosemary, and paprika... *ahem*
Her: lol
Her: mm garlic butter
Her: you sauted in butter
Her: with chives and sour cream
Her: served on a healthy bed of rice
Me: yeayea...to a horde of salivating guys.
Me: yeah, they'd rip me to shreds.
Her: hehe
Me: or they'd try. but then i would quickly serenade them and capture their souls. then, with my newfound army, i'd take over the world. if you want a cabinet position i'm sure we can work something out...
Her: oh?
Her: as what? Court Jester?
Me: or the Dungeon Master. personally i think the latter would be more personally rewarding. we have a great benefits plan including RSI testing. if you're doing a lot of torturing it would be terrible to have to take disability leave.
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Them: Hello, thank you for waiting. How may I assist you?OK. This is just disturbing. One, I thought my voice sounded like a burly lumberjack bound and gagged with a towel. Two, my male name is plainly obviously male. Three, well, I can't think of a "three" but you know what I mean. It's just ... how in the world can people mistake me? But, I guess, this is a good problem to have in my situation.
Me: Hi, um, I would like to cancel this credit card.
May I ask why? We have 0% on balance transfers and a 4.9% on cash advances...?
No, that's OK. I would still prefer to close the account.
Ok, Miss, may I have your full name?
... um ... it's first name Andrew, last name Chan.
Thank you Ms. Chan. One moment while I pull up your account.
... t-thanks.
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